The Perfect Gift – Introducing THE NOWCHER

The Perfect Gift – Introducing THE NOWCHER

buy-nowAre you having trouble finding the perfect gift for that special someone ladies / gentlemen?  We think we might just have the answer to your annual conundrum.  Are you looking for inspiration & don’t want to  give him/her a pair of socks/lingerie, a new razor or a poxy thoughtless less than perfect gift voucher?

Is your head spinning with the realization that it’s that time of the year again?  Here’s a concept we thunk up all on our own for you, (or that certain special someone) it might just be the answer to that elusive ideal present that might elicit a bit more than a cursory thank you grunt.

Fatbike Adventures are proud to introduce;

THE NOWCHER

The Perfect Gift - Introducing THE NOWCHER

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now I know that it’s a corny and stupid name, I’m also quite aware that it could’ve been called something else altogether, but. . . the beauty of the name NOWCHER is that it pretty much says exactly what this mind numbingly awesomely brilliant invention of ours does right there on the tin.

  • THE NOWCHER isn’t only ‘The Perfect Gift’ it’s a challenge, a veritable thrown down gauntlet of sorts if you will that allows you to book and pay in advance for any Fatbike Adventures halfday tour without having to select a suitable date or time.  ‘Surely that’s just an online shopping voucher isn’t it?’ I hear you thinking, and correct you are, but wait, there’s more;
  • THE NOWCHER isn’t just a gift voucher, this dear ‘fat curious’ friends is a ‘no holes barred’ liberal sprinkling of dish washing soap on that looming post Birthday/Stag/Hen/Barmitzvah/Christmas piggery ‘OMG I need to loose weight and stop eating/drinking/smoking/sleeping/being a lazy git’  slippy slidey panic stricken fug that we all find ourselves repeatedly caught up in, with each-and-every post binge moment/week of regret (c’mon be honest, it’s true. . . you know it is).
  • THE NOWCHER is a unique combination of present and a dare all rolled up into one tidy little package, that, I might add, fits conveniently into any greeting card.  No more wasted expensive gym subscription’s / seasonal pilates class bookings / sports club membership fees! No, no, no, this is a novel, one off, reasonably priced solution to all of thosegift do I get him/her wtf quandries AND it’s a giant sized slam dunk of a mental and physical challenge.
  • THE NOWCHER has only one condition: USE IT OR LOOSE IT.  That’s right THE NOWCHER has a ‘use by’ date.  We give the lucky recipient exactly 3 months to man-up and do it.  There-in lies the challenge!

The fatbike was born to ride in snow, but beaches and bogs are also worth a go ye know 😉

The Perfect Gift -Introducing THE NOWCHER

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. . . And, if you’re in any doubt that this mightn’t be the ideal experience check out the Global Fat Bike Day in Wicklow on December 3rd & read more about Global Fat Bike Day here.