The Nowcher

The Perfect Gift Ideas for Men

Our Gift Card includes a Half-Day tour and a Fatbiker Brunch consisting of a gourmet burger and pint of craft beer – say no more…

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80.00

Remember you must use the Nowcher within three months.
Only Valid with issued receipt number.

Are you having trouble coming up with gift ideas for that special someone ladies / gentlemen? We think we might just have the answer to your annual conundrum. Are you looking for inspiration & don’t want to give him/her a pair of socks/lingerie, a new razor or a poxy thoughtless less than perfect gift voucher?

Is your head spinning with the realization that it’s that time of the year again? Here’s a concept we thunk up all on our own for you, (or that certain special someone) it might just be the answer to that elusive ideal present that might elicit a bit more than a cursory thank you grunt. So, if you’re stuck for gift ideas for men, or for a special occasion gift for her (otherwise known as the better half), look no further!

Now I know that it’s a corny and stupid name, I’m also quite aware that it could’ve been called something else altogether, but. . . the beauty of the name NOWCHER is that it pretty much says exactly what this mind numbingly awesomely brilliant invention of ours does right there on the tin.

THE NOWCHER isn’t only ‘The Perfect Gift’ it’s a challenge, a veritable thrown down gauntlet of sorts if you will that allows you to book and pay in advance for any Fatbike Adventures half-day tour without having to select a suitable date or time. ‘Surely that’s just an online gift voucher isn’t it?’ I hear you thinking, and correct you are, but wait, there’s more.

THE NOWCHER isn’t just a gift voucher, this dear ‘fat curious’ friends is a ‘no holds barred’ liberal sprinkling of dish washing soap on that looming post Birthday/Stag/Hen/Barmitzvah/Christmas piggery ‘OMG I need to lose weight and stop eating/drinking/smoking/sleeping/being a lazy git’ slippy slidey panic stricken fug that we all find ourselves repeatedly caught up in, with each-and-every post binge moment/week of regret (c’mon be honest, it’s true. . . you know it is).

THE NOWCHER is a unique combination of present and a dare all rolled up into one tidy little package, that, I might add, fits conveniently into any greeting card. No more wasted expensive gym subscription’s / seasonal palates class bookings / sports club membership fees! No, no, no, this is a novel, one off, reasonably priced solution to all of those gift do I get him/her wtf quandaries AND it’s a giant sized slam dunk of a mental and physical challenge.

THE NOWCHER has only one condition: USE IT OR LOOSE IT. That’s right THE NOWCHER has a ‘use by’ date. We give the lucky recipient exactly 3 months to man-up and do it. There-in lies the challenge!