The Perfect Gift – Introducing THE NOWCHER
Are you having trouble finding the perfect gift for that special someone ladies / gentlemen? We think we might just have the answer to your annual conundrum. Are you looking for inspiration & don’t want to give him/her a pair of socks/lingerie, a new razor or a poxy thoughtless less than perfect gift voucher?
Is your head spinning with the realization that it’s that time of the year again? Here’s a concept we thunk up all on our own for you, (or that certain special someone) it might just be the answer to that elusive ideal present that might elicit a bit more than a cursory thank you grunt.
THE NOWCHER isn’t only ‘The Perfect Gift’ it’s a challenge, a veritable thrown down gauntlet of sorts if you will that allows you to book and pay in advance for any Fatbike Adventures half-day tour without having to select a suitable date or time. ‘Surely that’s just an online shopping voucher isn’t it?’ I hear you thinking, and correct you are, but wait, there’s more.
THE NOWCHER isn’t just a gift voucher, this dear ‘fat curious’ friends is a ‘no holds barred’ liberal sprinkling of dish washing soap on that looming post Birthday/Stag/Hen/Barmitzvah/Christmas piggery ‘OMG I need to lose weight and stop eating/drinking/smoking/sleeping/being a lazy git’ slippy slidey panic stricken fug that we all find ourselves repeatedly caught up in, with each-and-every post binge moment/week of regret (c’mon be honest, it’s true. . . you know it is).
THE NOWCHER is a unique combination of present and a dare all rolled up into one tidy little package, that, I might add, fits conveniently into any greeting card. No more wasted expensive gym subscription’s / seasonal palates class bookings / sports club membership fees! No, no, no, this is a novel, one off, reasonably priced solution to all of those gift do I get him/her wtf quandaries AND it’s a giant sized slam dunk of a mental and physical challenge.
THE NOWCHER has only one condition: USE IT OR LOOSE IT. That’s right THE NOWCHER has a ‘use by’ date. We give the lucky recipient exactly 3 months to man-up and do it. There-in lies the challenge!